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BREAKING NEWS. OAKLAND,CA-
Raiders football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach, Jackson, immediately suspended practice & called the police & federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
