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39 Year Old · Male · From Louisville, KY · Joined on May 17, 2010 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on July 30th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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39 Year Old · Male · From Louisville, KY · Joined on May 17, 2010 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on July 30th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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well, i guess im awesome! im straight, no kids, and in decent shape. im friends with everyone though straight or gay and i dont judge. im straight though, in case you were wondering (you totally were). im a nerd straight to my core and i know a little about a lot. im pretty smart, pretty athletic, and very very strong. i love football, whether college (University of Tennessee) or pro (Denver Broncos whereever Peyton plays really). ive been through more than enough rough times, i was in a car accident when i was 18 and received a brain injury that cripples my memory. i was also recently diagnosed with bipolar depression, im the nicest guy you'll ever meet though im kind of arrogant when it comes to my looks. i dont like to think that there is even a hint of anger that flows through my body, that of course is a lie. im so angry at my parents for not being there when i was growing up, some type of deity that im sure i dont believe in for taking everything from me in my accident, and myself for all of the stupid decisions that ive made. never do i try to take it out on anyone but if im nice enough to give a compliment to you dont say anything or TAKE THE DAMN COMPLIMENT! since being diagnosed as having bi-polar depression, i have long ups but pretty drastic downs as well. because of my memory problems i try to never ever lie. it saves me time for something that ill never remember. also someone with a functioning memory might be able to help me out one day if i forget and if i told them what i want to know. i drink maybe twice a year, i dont do any type of drugs though i should be pretty heavily medicated. no judgments on people that do though, what gets you though the day is your own thing. im not exciting, but i find humanity is so very interesting and frightening to me that im comfortable watching from a distance. humor is all im about and there is a 99% chance that ill joke with you when we communicate. although im not very funny, im cute so you should be able to deal with it. sometimes i have a blank faced brain dead moment, you should never see it because i dont intend to meet anyone from here. no offense, im sure ill like you and you'll like me its just i havent had much luck from online "hookups". i have incredibly high standards and im actually looking for a real relationship with a cool ass chick. i return all love that i can so odds are if you like me ill view your page and rate you.

Random Facts:

im 5'10" and i hate it because when i was young the doctor looked at my feet and asked how tall my dad is mom said 6'1" and he said he'll be way taller than that! (UPDATE: im 5'10 1/2"...stupid assuming me)

i have bigger feet than my dad.

im a bit of a grammar freak, i let it go on here though.

cats give me asthma attacks (i dont have asthma).

im a sucker for a cute face and or booty.

intelligence is my biggest turn on. with humor being a close second.

at some point you'll probably be offended by something i say.

i get dizzy a LOT for no reason at all.

im a dude so im a perv, but theres a time and place for it so thats definately not my "go to" plan.

i could technically be a zombie (ask for details).

i find maturity so interesting but its not for me.

no one reads these so i could say anything....african killer bees are the last hope against Dr. Rockso!

why do i keep typing?!

my food tastes are old fashioned southern cooking

i think Star Trek is for nerds even though im pretty into Star Wars.

39 Year Old · Male · From Louisville, KY · Joined on May 17, 2010 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on July 30th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
Interests
working out, going to concerts, NFL, Madden, ESPN, Stand up comedy, weird and interesting facts.
Music
Tool, A Perfect Circle, Type O Negative, The Who, Stereophonics, Nirvana, Deicide, Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, although my music is VERY eclectic, theres a ton of music that i despise. mainly pop and country, theres a little bit of everything that i hate lol.
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Movies
love comedy movies (the naked gun series) airplane, monty python. the only good new horror is overseas Japan, China, and Spain. older horror movie buff, Vincent Price was born to do horror.

im probably the one person i respect most so do i count as my idol? my dad and my aunt that raised me and my sister. Peter Steele from Type O Negative for being there during the rough times in my life. Maynard James Keenan for always being an inspiration to greatness.
Idols
Maynard James Keenan, Daniel O' Brian, Leslie Nielson, Micheal Swaim, Mintberry Crunch, Philosoraptor, incredibly fucking dumb people, and oddly enough Cthulu.

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