A little old lady decides to join The Hell's Angels!
One day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door.
A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.
She boldly proclaims, "I want to join your club.
"
The guy is amused, and decides to humour her a bit, so he says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.
The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table.
"
The biker then asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool.
"
The biker is very impressed and asks, "You sound like one bad Mama.
Tell me, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
She thinks for a minute and then says, "Nope, but I've
been swung around by my nipples a few times and kinda liked it.
"
