Too Smart for 1st Grade
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her
students.
The
teacher asked, "Little Johnny what is your problem?"
Little Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My
sister
is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I
should
be
in the third-grade too!"
The teacher had enough. She took Little Johnny to the
principal's
office. While Little Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained
to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the
teacher
he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions
he
was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed.
Little
Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and
he
agreed
to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Little Johnny: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Little Johnny: "36"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a
third-grader
should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I
think
Little Johnny can go to the third-grade."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some
questions?"
The
principal and Little Johnny both agree.
Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Little Johnny: "Legs"
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not
have?"
(The
principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
Little Johnny: "Pockets"
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Little Johnny: "Pants"
Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,
oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop
the
answer...)
Little Johnny: "Coconut"
Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?"
Little Johnny: "Bubblegum"
Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting
down and
a
dog do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and
before
he
could stop the answer...)
Little Johnny: "Shake hands"
Teacher: "Now I will ask some '"Who am I" sort of questions,
okay?"
Little Johnny: "Yup"
Teacher: ?You blow me, you feel good"
Little Johnny: "Nose"
Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver"
Little Johnny: "Arrow"
Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that
means a
lot
of excitement?"
Little Johnny: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,
"Put
his
ass in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong
myself !!?