The teacher says, “Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today.”
Little Johnny says to himself, “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m clever—that answer’s mine!”
The teacher asked, “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?”
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, “Abraham Lincoln,”
The teacher said, “That’s right, Susie, you can go.”
Johnny was mad. Susie had answered first.
The teacher asked, “Who said, ‘I Have a Dream?”
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, “Martin Luther King.”
The teacher said, “That’s right, Mary, you can go.”
Johnny was even madder than before. Mary had answered first.
The teacher asked, “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you?”
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, “John Kennedy.”
The teacher said, “Thats right, Nancy, you can go.”
Johnny was fuming. Nancy had answered first.
As the teacher sat down, Johnny muttered, “I wish these bitches had kept their mouths shut.”
The shocked teacher asked, “Who said that?”
Johnny jumped up and hollered, “Bill Clinton!!! See you Monday!”
