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| | Little Bruce & Jenny |
| created @ 09/9/2008 02:02 pm |
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Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they
know they are in love. One day
they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce
goes to Jenny's father to ask him
for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, 'Mr. Smith, me
and Jenny are in love and I
want to ask you for her hand in marriage.'
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr.
Smith replies, 'Well Bruce, you are only
10. Where will you two live?'
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce
replies, 'In Jenny's room. It's
bigger than mine and we can both fi t there nicely.'
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says
with a huge grin, 'Okay then how will
you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll
need to s upport Jenny.'
Again, Bruce instantly replies, 'Our allowance. Jenny
gets five bucks a week and I get
10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and
that should do us just fine.'
Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought
into this. 'Well Bruce, it seems
like you have everything figured out. I just have one
more question. What will you do if
the two of you should have little ones of your own?'
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, 'Well, we've
been lucky so far.'
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is
adorable. |
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