Tufly

Really likes :]
- Thunderstorms
- Kisses
- Rainbows
- Movies
- Hoodies
- Love

Really hates :[
- Generally stupid people
- People asking my boob size before my name
- Feet
- Birds
- Boredom
- Love


Don't try to impress me. It won't work. I'm simply complicated. I like to joke about drugs and hookers, pretty sarcastic and I love to laugh.

My left leg is named Law and my right leg is named Order.


My sins..

Wrath

-Who did you last get angry with?
Mos def, my mom.
-What is your weapon of choice?
My words. I got a vicious mouth
-Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
If it was called for.
-How about the same sex?
Duh. Slug bug!
-Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Mos def, my step dad
-What is your pet peeve?
People thinking they need to tell me just how horny they are.
-Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I hold em like nobody's business.


Sloth

-What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?
Teach my old lady what's what.
-What is the latest you've ever woken up?
8:00 pm.
-Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Bitch I got the clap from.
-What is the last lame excuse that you made?
I'm being chased by the mafia. It's just not safe..
-Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Is there any other way to watch em?
-How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
Normally, I set it 2 hours early.


Gluttony

-What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Don't think I have one.
-Are you a meat eater?
Ask my brother. I'm sure he misses that leg.
-What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
I sure don't remember rolling around damn near topless in the snow that night.
-Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
They're aight.
-Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
Only from strangers
-Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
Salty-sweet.
-Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
That's not normal?


Greed

-How many credit cards do you own?
Shit. Unmarked bills only.
-If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Hookers.
-Would you rather be rich or famous?
If you're famous- you're rich.
-Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
Probably not. I'm sure as hell not making anything right now, but I love what I do to make nothing.


Pride

-What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
My finger collection.
-What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
When the home test said negative.
-What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
A family.
-Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Depends on who I lost to.
-Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Doubt it.
-Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
That's the only reason I'm always the banker in money games.
-What did you do today that you're proud of?
Woke up.


Lust
-How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
Fivee.
-How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)?
Probably six or seven. I had a window in my bathroom.
-Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
On purpose and accident.
-What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
Teeth.
-Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?

At once? Ha.. Yeah.
-Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
No lie. That's what happens when you're a pimp like me.


Envy

-What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
Her apartment.
-Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
NO ONE. My friends would eff my shit up.
-If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
Gene Simmons.
-Have you ever been cheated on?
I really hope not. Wouldn't doubt it.
-Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
I hate my small hands.
-What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Big eyes.

Thanks for your time♥