It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle."
"Relationships are all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold."
"Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste."
If you think you know the secret of life stop and ask your bartender how many drinks you have had before you share it.
Why is it the more people drink the smarter they think they are?
boozes are like women get a little and you want more get a lot you get a head ache.
