In TN anything that could resemble a potential small valley, or a spot where the creek met between two hills, and it was steep, we would call it a ravine.
Now, here in Arkansas, its called a "Hollow" thats pronounced "Holler"
If you are a cook, the people who have been here longer must have you eat their food, before they will try yours, no matter how good you are. Its usually worth it, they don't suck making food, well not all of them.
I know all the Cops by name, but I've only met one of them, because I did something stupid...I still don't know what a jail looks like nor how handcuffs feel on my wrists by a law enforcement officer.
There are fruits on many trees, that people don't seem to give a shit about.
There are but 3 main places to eat, and a Subway.
One of them I've never been to, just go there to get fishing bait or hooks. The other two, both open at like 7, and one of them closes at 2pm. Wouldn't it figure that the one that closes early is closest to me, and only takes cash or check.
The people were excited when a Dollar General came into town. Easier to travel to that place where everything is nearly a dollar, than into the bigger town where there is that big Wal-Mart place.
I know some people who are kinfolk and married to one another, they produce young. In fact, there is much prolific activities in this part of the world. With not much to do but fish, drank, hunt - when its the right season, and copulate. So many a girl is pregnant b4 she is 15. And the boys just don't care.
There is a big lake here, and much fish to be caught.....I have only caught a 4" fish so far, and I'm not that proud of it. I only hope for improvement.....I'll probably accidentally catch a minnow.
There is much roadkill in this side of the country, it seems like the armadillo is constantly on the move, but he's too dumb to cross a road. How did that end up being a mammal? Skunks aint much better, they act like no one will touch them because they make you stink bad. So they try and take on cars, trucks, or whatever these folks drive.
Sometimes I drive a tractor down the road. At like 5 mph. Yea, I'm that ass you often wonder thats caused traffic to really slow down in the middle of nowhere. *shrugs*
I sang Karaoke on Saturday nights. Better than copulating whats available here. Nothing more scary than a bunch of girls who are like caged monkeys or even rabbits, willing to fuck anything for a banana or carrot, whatever's worse. I've had nightmares about mr. willy falling off the body due to some taint that existed in another.
I read a lot of Westerns.
I drank a bit.
I'm really tan, and I've got a zebra stripe thing going on with my feet.
Oh, and every time I talk to a girl here, they automatically assume I want to fuck them. Thats just not the case, a part of me really just doesn't care. I've been without a wife my entire life, and I'm pretty use to it. Thats not to say, I won't one day find someone that compliments me to a tee, but its not something I look for
constantly.
I'll have to think of more.
