Lie Clock"
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of
clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will
move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is
that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have
never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man". And whose
clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham
Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice,
telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?"
asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan.
