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Electronic Whoop-Ass Certificate

Now available from the Lee Roy Mercer online store - Electronic Whoop-Ass (Gift) Certificates! Let your friends/family choose their own gift by giving them an electronic whoop-ass certificate for merchandise. Conveniently, it's all done via email. You can choose from one of four dollar amounts: $25, $50, $75, and $100. Additionally, you can choose WHEN someone will receive the whoop-ass certificate.

Here's how it works:

You purchase the gift certificate and provide the email address of the recipient. You will be asked to pick a date when you want the recipient to receive the gift certificate via email. Forgot someone's birthday? Haven't got your holiday shopping done on-time? You can purchase the gift certificate today and have the option of sending it immediately or at a later date. Personal messages can also be included in the email that delivers the certificate. It's easy, fast, and convenient and it's a great way to let people choose the gifts they really want.

Click here! to purchase some Electronic Whoop-Ass (Gift) Certificates for your friends/family and Whoop some Ass this holiday season!

You can also place an order by phone by calling toll FREE 877-MUSIC77 [877-687-4277]. [9am - 12am Monday Thru Thursdays, 9am - 8pm Fridays EST].
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