> SERIOUSNESS FOUND TO BE CAUSE OF PROBLEMS.
>
> Clown scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under one
> heading: Seriousness. Its seen as the leading cause of everything from
> cancer to reincarnation but the Clown Academy has discovered a new source
of
> healing for this problem: its a psychic energy point located between the
> Heart and Throat chakras known as the Clown Chakra.
>
> If people are feeling miserable,if they have financial problems, if their
> relationship situation is the pits, if they are in ill health, if they
have
> a need to sue people' if they find fault with their friends, then
obviously
> their Clown chakra is closed. When this happens, scientists have observed
> under a high-powered microscope that the cells of every organ display a
sad
> face; and when the clown chakra is open and functioning normally, the
cells
> display a happy face.
>
> The scientists realized when a person is ill, it's because her mind has
> projected guilt onto the cells of her body and forced out the love that is
> normally found within each cell of the body. The cells are therefore
saying,
> "I lack love", or ill for short. The scientists also discovered that all
> disease is due to the fact that the cells are "out of ease" or
"dis-eased".
>
> When the clown chakra is opened and working (or playing) properly, the
> psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment, grievances,
> unhappiness and converts the energy into tiny red heart-shaped balloons.
> These balloons contain©©©© love and joy©©©© and are directed to the
> "dis-eased" cell or situation, and a happy face appears instantly.
>
> Sometimes these red heart balloons©©©© are called endorphins, due to the
> fact that when anyone experiences them the feeling of separation ends:
they
> experience being back home and hence are no longer an orphan. This is the
> well known "end orphan" effect. ©©©© So if you think someone is attacking
> you, Clown Scientists recommend you visualise sending that person red
> heart-shaped balloons©©©© filled with love and joy©©©© and tap away your
own
> stuff. ©©©© Remember to keep your clown chakra open and remember to laugh
> because seriousness causes reincarnation.
>