what would you do,
if you found your ass in cali,
call your momma in maui,
but she's out back mixin a brew.
so ya sittin on the road side,
pouting about having no map,
some punk just calls you a sap,
walks past tellin ya to let it slide.
soon night shall fall and you suck,
two dollars you want from a hooker,
she laughs and throws a pressure cooker,
this outcome is seen for you didn't duck.
if you read this short bit start to end,
you might be wondering bout your mind,
are you sane or is your brain in a bind,
you don't have far, loony farm around the bend.
your momma might not call you,
your daddy is lost in vietnam,
your brother,oh, died from spam.
they'll feed you jello and its fresh too.
now that your locked up,
this adventure is gonna end,
a farewell to you i do now lend,
now take your meds from that small cup.
