LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK
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>Today my baby girl's 18th birthday... I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those dang payments!
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>So I calls my baby girl, LaKeesha, to comes to my house, and when she get there, I told her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she EVER be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."
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>So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.
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>Baby girl walk through the door... I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"
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>She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy"... and watch the 'spression on yo face