Can you cry underwater?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated
instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only "a penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?
If a deaf person goes to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to
look at things on the ground?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in the boat?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what
is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?