I read: Harlequin Valentine (Gaiman), House of Leaves (Danielewski), Pattern Recognition (Gibson), Dark Tower (King), Lillith's Brood (Octavia E. Butler), The Rose and the Beast (Francesca lia Block), Carpe Jugulum (Pratchett), World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War (Brooks), Countless manga.

I listen: Coheed & Cambria, TOOL, Tori Amos, Pearl Jam, Breaking Benjamin, Evans Blue, The Misfits, Dead Kennedys, The Clash, Everclear, Prize Fighter Inferno, A Perfect Circle, 10 Years, Interpol, Gym Class Heros, Apoptygma Berzerk, David Bowie, Rage Against the Machine, Propaghandi, Sex Pistols, (hed) p.e., Alice in Chains, Outkast, Supertones, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Mindless Self Indulgence, Muse.

I watch: Psych, Dirty Jobs, Miami Ink, Mythbusters, Adult Swim, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Memoirs of a Geisha, FLCL, Chobits, Angel Sanctuary, Buffy, Kids in the Hall, Lost in Translation, Big Fish, Trainspotting, Romeo + Juliet, Moulin Rouge, Dummy, Serial Experiments Lain, Metropolis, Mystery Science Theatre 3k, Naruto, Invader Zim, Young Guns, Fight Club, Countless anime.

I taste: Authentic Asian cuisine, coconut, almond, chocolate, tea, fortune cookies, strawberries, peaches, broccoli, tacos.

I decorate: 12g industrial, 12g eyebrow, Red fern tat.

I play: Suikoden, Final Fantasy, WoW, Dark Ages, Dragon Fable, Dynasty Warriors, Mario, Shining Force, Zoo Tycoon, Sims Pets, Tetris, Shadowrun, Knights of the Old Rebulic, Diablo, Age of Mythology.

I feel: Ninjas, pirates, turtles, penguins, kitties, dragonflies, shiny things, tea, humor, blue, purple, green, pink, comics, stars, tiny things, shiny things, Ipod, lotus, Japanese culture, punks, tin boxes, colored glass, communism.

I ignore: Egos, assholes, pseudo-intellectuals, rascism, sexism, 'isms, cruelty, close-mindedness, republicans, capitalists, beer bongs, frat parties, hatred, anti-taco groups, pop music.

I am: Funny, intelligent, childish, carrying to much baggage, bi-polar, tolerant, confident in my insecurity, complexly simple, a tea snob, imaginative, a dreamer, free spirited, easily amused, concerned, wearing my heart on my sleeve.

I am not: Hateful, simple, easily led, ignoble, awake.