It was great to see you yesterday. I hope to get together with you again soon!

hey bum.. how you been how is everyone hope you an the family is doin f'n awesome hehehe.. well im tryin to get sheena to come out with me friday night so a lil help?

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Everybody felt shitty -- even the mouse. Mom at the Whorehouse and Dad smoking grass; I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass. When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I sprung from my piece to see what the matter Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew in a moment: it must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew in a moment the fat fucker fell. He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart The son of a bitch blew the chimeny apart, He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight"Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!"

"True" FriendshipNone of that Sissy CrapAre you tired of those sissy"friendship" poems that always sound good,but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge againstthe sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how muchworse it could be until you quit whining.6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are wellagain. I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end."Why?" you may ask;"because you are my friend".Send this to 10 of your closest friends,then get depressed because you can only think of 4.Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it,but only you can feel the true warmth.

"YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 10 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X""FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore thisSend this heart 2 at least 15 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!!and if u get at least 10 back you will get good newz within 15 Min!!!Let's see how many hearts you get!!!!........¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶. ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶.........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶...........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶.............¶¶¶¶¶¶...............¶¶""""

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hello, just makin rounds tro say hi have a good one~