Okay, here’s the deal with me. I had been here for roughly 2 years until January 2, 2010 but left because of stalkers. It took a whole year to get rid of the stalking in my life, to the point where I had to have the FBI actually investigate suspects and I sued 3 of them and had another arrested. So, bottom line, I now own a Mossberg shotgun and 2 pistols. One of them is a .357 magnum and I’ve become a really good shot with it. So if ANY of you should decide to become a stalker and if you come ANYWHERE NEAR ME OR MY FAMILY, I’m gonna turn your head into a canoe.

Are we clear on that?

If so, here’s more about me:

Lookit, I know I’m fat. I don’t need to be reminded of it and though it’s chivalry for guys to tell me I’m not fat, the truth is I am. I admit it. I’m working on losing a lot of weight but I have a very sluggish metabolic rate. I’ll reach my ideal weight … some day. I also know I’m not the prettiest girl on Earth. But I have a great smile and I know how to love. So what else is there? Not a lot else matters after that, does it?

I’m very happily married to U.S. Army Major Bradley Dejane. He’s my hero and the light of my world. Without him in my life I’d have died 3 years ago in a car accident … his love saved my life. So I don’t need the pervs and scammers hitting on me all the time. Hence why I let my .357 magnum do a lot of my talking. My husband is currently deployed in Afghanistan … again … for his 5th tour … and he is all I think about when it comes to sex. I don’t wanna see your NSFW pics, nor do I wanna Yahoo you or talk to you in an MSN IM or in any other messenger. You ain’t getting’ my email address or phone number, so forget asking for either. Yes, I do have several webcams but they are for MY HUSBND’S USE ONLY … I don’t wanna have to repeat that over and over again.

I’m here for FRIENDS … that’s it.

Also, I realize I have great big boobs. I don’t need every guy on FUBAR telling me about it. LOL!!!