I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
>
> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
> attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
>
> He's rather taken aback because he can't place where
> he knows her from. So he says,
>
> "Do you know me?" To which she replies,
>
> "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
>
> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
> ever
> been unfaithful to his wife and says,
>
> "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
> that I made love to
> on the pool table with all my buddies watching while
> your partner whipped
> my butt with wet celery?"
>
> She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
>
> "No, I'm your son's teacher."
