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This man get a brand new job and goes to work, the days going fine for about an half an hour. Said man gets hurt on the job. Turns out he had been drinking before work because he was nurvous about his first day of work. His boss finds out and tells him he must let him go.
Man says "Please sir, i cant lose this job, my wife will kill me!"
Boss says "What do you want me to do about it?"
This guy has the balls to say "Tell you what, you send me home sick and give me a 20% raise. Ill then give you half of that raise every paycheck, what do you say to that?"
The boss then gives him a funny look, a few mins later says "OK, you got yourself a deal."
Can you beleve that the economy is so bad you can use any kind of bribery to keep a job.
Man comes to work the next day and tells his boss "By the way i taped our little conversation yesterday, Ill be going home early today." Then turns and walks away.
If you think this story is true or not ask and ill tell you...
Youll be surprised by the awnser...
