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35 Year Old · Female · From Decatur, IL · Joined on December 25, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on October 4th · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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35 Year Old · Female · From Decatur, IL · Joined on December 25, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on October 4th · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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THE RULES



The only things I ask of you on here are:
1. Don't be perverted. Especially if you're over 25.
I don't want to hear it, nor will I reply.
I will emphasize this too: DO NOT CALL ME BABY OR BABE. My name is Kalypso.
If you persist, I have no problem blocking you!
2. Don't send just "what's up" or "how are you" messages.
If you want to know how I am, look at my status update. =]
3. Don't ask for my screenname if you've never talked to me before.
I rarely have time to get on yahoo these days anyways.
Why would I want to spend it receiving im's from strangers?
Get to know me first and ask me a real question.
4. Don't get mad or send me hatemail if I don't reply right away.
I can't and won't reply to every message.


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I'm better than you in every single way.

Your girl hates me & I don't care.

I party harder, rock harder, and fuck better than anything you've ever came across.


You hate me?



Boo Freakin' Hoo

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35 Year Old · Female · From Decatur, IL · Joined on December 25, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on October 4th · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!

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