fubar member: Jeager23 / Joe (123344)

30, Male, Louisville, KY

Name:

Joe

Buzz:

0% -- dry, get them a drink!

Birthday:

March 22nd

Joined:

July 25, 2006

Marital Status:

Single

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Level:

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Crush:

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Photos:

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About Me:

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(last updated:November 3, 2008 @ 7:21 am)

29 year old in Louisville, KY. Into live music, billiards, ordering Jager Bombs at my favorite clubs, reading, video games, porn, the naughty bits... You get the point.

Sometimes I don't know why we'd rather live than die,
we look up towards the sky for answers to our lives.
We may get some solutions but most just pass us by,
don't want your absolution cause I can't make it right.
I'll make a beast out of myself, gets rid of all the pain of being a man.

You scored as Eaten. Your death will be death by wild animals. You will probably get eaten by a bear or shark something because you don't know the natural safety precautions and are ignorant.

Eaten

100%

Suicide

87%

Posion

67%

Gunshot

67%

Disappear

60%

Bomb

53%

Cut Throat

53%

Drowning

33%

Disease

33%

Suffocated

33%

Stabbed

33%

Accident

Natural Causes

How Will You Die??
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Video Games:	click to close
(last updated:August 12, 2006 @ 12:16 pm)
Metal Gear Solid, Evil Dead games, Mercenaries, Castlevania, Warcraft, Final Fantasy, etc...

Music:	click to close
(last updated:September 23, 2008 @ 2:06 pm)
If it's rock, I like it. Well... Usually... Anyway, in alphabetical order... Aerosmith AC/DC Alice in Chains Arch Enemy Bad Religion Black Label Society Black Sabbath Bloodhound Gang CCR Danzig Disturbed Drain STH Drowning Pool Fear Factory Godsmack Green Day Green Jello/Jelly Hatebreed Helmet Iced Earth ICP Jimmy Buffett Kid Rock (Older stuff) Kittie KMFDM Korn Led Zeppelin Lynard Skynyrd Megadeth Metallica (Older, of course...) Ministry Monster Magnet Motley Crue (Older) My Dying Bride Ozzy Pantera A Perfect Circle Pink Floyd P.O.D. (First Album) Primus (Older) Rage Against the Machine Rammstein Rebel Meets Rebel Rush Santana Sepultura Slayer Soundgarden Staind (Older) Stone Temple Pilots (First two) Strapping Young Lad Sublime Superjoint Ritual Three Doors Down (Older) Tool Type O Negative Weird Al White/Rob Zombie And the heavier stuff... Cannibal Corpse Cradle of Filth Deicide Dismember Dissection Emperor Grave Hypocrisy Malevolent Creation Meshuggah Moonspell Morbid Angel Nile Samael

Interests:

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Wow... I'm at a loss of words for once... It's right there on the tip of my tongue... Matter of fact, it's ALL right there on the tip of my tongue. Guess you'll just have to ask!

You have a sexual IQ of 160

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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Aries

You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings.

You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends.

Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius

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Idols:	click to close
Stephen King, R.A. Salvatore, H.P. Lovecraft, Bruce Campbell, Bill Hicks, Henry Rollins, Steve Martin, Hideo Kojima, Jimi Hendrix, Peter Steele, Maynard James Keenan, Danny Carey, Lemmy, Neil Peart, Geddy Lee, Joe Walsh, Elton John (No, I ain't gay. He's made some GREAT music), George "Dubbya" Bush for being the biggest asshole in the world (I idolize him because he's given this country so much comedic ammunition)... "Gan" "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." "That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die." "This here is my BOOM-stick!!!" Everyone's favorite American hero! God amongst gamers. "I like goils!"

Movies & TV:	click to close
Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Evil Dead series, anything Michael Moore, X-Men, Spider Man, Superman, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Ghostbusters, Short Circuit, Kevin Smith's movies, Office Space, Saw I & II, The Ring, the Scary Movies, anything Tim Burton, the Terminator series, Conan the Barbarian, Commando, Predator, Seconhand Lions...

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