Sometimes you feel like a nut....
created @ 03/3/2009 02:41 pm
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I'm out of sorts today, so I figured i would make my own worthless mumm...
Be part of the crowd and stuff...
True story...
I left a spray can of PB (NOT peanut butter) Catalyst on my desk in my bedroom/den...It's a penetrating catalyst for those who do know.. Like WD-40, except better...
My son came in awhile ago to play Primary Games on my PC... Saw the can and decided to spray some around the room, like an air freshener...
I was in the kitchen, cooking dinner, and god, my food smelled like an auto shop... I sniffed around for the smell, thinking it was my Carhartt monkey suit that I wear when I work on vehicles... I, then, remembered it was in the wash, for the first time in 3 years, by golly...
I, eventually found the smell in my room, where my daughter had told me what my son had done. When I asked him, he just smiled at me... like he was proud of making my home smell like that...
And, by gum! I was proud too... My house now smells all manly and shit...
Should I throw out all my air fresheners and stock up on PB Catalyst? (Even though that shit's expensive?) Get rid of the Floral Bouquet, Pine, Cool Breeze, and Lilac sprays?
or..
Is it the lubricating chemical composition of the PB Catalyst that affecting my thought patterns like a good whiff of a gas can, and that the buzz will eventually wear off?
PB Catalyst 4-Ever.. 17.9% (15 votes)
Buzzed like Goodyear.. 82.1% (69 votes)
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