Why you should always do what your wife asks
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,"Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It''s been flickering for weeks now". He looked at her angrily and said "Fix the light now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I dont think so".Then the wife asks "Well then could you fix the fridge door?It wont close right". To which he replied,"Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written across my forhead?" "Fine" says the wife. "Then could you fix the steps to the front door, they are about to break". The husband replies,"I''m not a damn carpenter and I dont want to fix the steps. Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I''ve had enough of you, I''m going to the bar". So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours......He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home. As he walks up to the house he notices that the steps have been fixed. As he enters the house he notices that the hallway light is working. And when he goes to the fridge for a beer he notices that the fridge door is working. "Honey"he asks. "How did all this get fixed?" She said "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried.Just then a nice young man came over and asked me what was wrong.And when I told him he offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake." So then the husband asks "What kind of cake did you bake him?" "HELLOOOOOOO" said the wife. "Do you see Betty crocker written across my forehead?"
