If a canoe walks by and four doors fall off,
how many pancakes will it take to cover a doghouse
in the middle of summer?
Just keep this in mind the next time someone says that there is no such thing as a stupid question....
F.U.B.A.R (Obviously)
S.N.A.F.U.
B.O.H.I.C.A.
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
F.I.S.H. D.O.
Maybe you know what they mean, maybe not....
Can you guess...?
Is the glass half empty or half full....?
Who care, just drink it!
Our Lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk (I will be drunk)
At home as I am in the tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into Incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager
BARMEN
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