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| created @ 12/22/2007 08:03 pm |
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(There's bound to be an ass to leave a stupid comment, it's just a joke, besides that's what mumms are for.)
A lizard walks past a tree and sees a monkey.
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>The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?"
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>The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded
>friend."
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>So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke.
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>After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going
>to get a drink from the river.
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>At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over
>and falls in.
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>A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him
>to the side.
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>He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"
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>The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,
>smoking a joint with his new monkey friend.
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>He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted
>that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
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>The inquisitive crocodile says he has to ! check this out.
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>He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is
>sitting, finishing a joint.
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>He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
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>The Monkey looks down and says "SHIIIIIIIIT, DUDE.........How much
>water did you drink?"
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