katblue88's blog: "juss sum stuff"

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK 1) Innovative 2) Preliminary 3) Proliferation 4) Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE -VERY- DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK 1) Specificity 2) British Constitution 3) Passive-aggressive disorder 4) Transubstantiate Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk: 1) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. 2) Nope, no more booze for me. 3) Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4) No kebab for me, thank you. 5) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? 6) I'm not interested in fighting you. 7) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. 8) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co- cordation. I'd hate to look a fool. 9) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. 10) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning

to all dem jealous Bitches!! Notorious from head to toe, Naughty as hell but I AINT no hoe, u aint worth ma time and can't take ma place, so if you got sumthinig to say, Bitch!say it 2 ma face. I play mah game like monopoly I dare ANY Bitch to land on ma Property, Bitchy? Yeah..I might be slighty... cuz I don't kno how to say FUCK YOU politely Bitch did I just hear you talkin? Yeah, dats right..keep on walkin. 4 dem hoez tryin 2 take ma spot, I got 3 words 4 you..I think Not When Bitches brin Shyt, I'm far from da Calmest.. I aint gun slap u Ima fuck u up *dats a promise* Callin me a bitch? I kno..I kno. But in the words of Ludacris, UZ A HOE juss cuz I flirt dont mean ima hoe unlike you I kon how to say no 2 all da girls starin in ma direction damn Right Bitch ENVY DIS PERFECTION!!! Damn right im fine,sexy, I got hella money Me jealous of you?? HAHA ur FUNNY!!! 2 all da haters:do what you do I aint gott no mo time 2 waste on YOU!!!

A friend is like a flower, a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end. Where would we be in this world if we didn't have a friend.

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