Life hasn't been particularly good for me. My home is extremely small and sometimes smells a little. The neighborhood that I live in kind sux as well. My neighbors can be a real pain in my ass. Its either the guy with the year round sunburn and his buddy with the unibrow problem. Or that crazy old man that dresses like B�la Lugosi and walks down the street mumbling numbers all the time. Or that little scrawny red faced drunk that wants people to tickle him in funny places while he giggles like a fool. I even have a seven foot tall pigeon that lives next door. I cant stand that guy. He's constantly looking for some other guy named Snuffawhatthe, and crapping all over the place. If that isnt enough I even have a junkie living right around the corner. He's big fat and blue. He offered me sexual favors once for cash and said something about needing money for some killer oatmeal rasins or some carp like that. With all that aggrivation around me its no surprise that im a grouch......and green. I feel like I need to take break and relax a little. My plans for world domination consume a lot of my time. So, I'm currently training for three different decathlons and a hot dog eating contest, all of which I will be competing in tomorrow. On the day after that I plan on winning the Nobel Peace Prize. And on the next day I think I'll donate some semen to every sperm bank in the greater chicagoland area.