Where Babies Come From
One afternoon, little Janie returned home from school and announced to her Mom that a friend had told her where babies come from.
Amused, Mom replied, "Why don't you tell me all about it?"
Little Janie explained, "Well, the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes. Then the daddy's thingy stands up, and then the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."
Mom shook her head gently, leaned over to look little Janie in the eye and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies. That's how you get jewelry."
