I have real issues with keeping my mouth shut.

I will do what I want, when I want.

I have a wicked temper, so you're gonna want to watch it.

I fucking hate it when people ask me why I look so pissed off.

If you are asking me this question, you are really just pissing me off more, and therefore adding to the vicious cycle that is my mood.

I'm large and in charge.

That is to say that I'm a BBW and proud of it.

I'm not one of those girls that is so obese that she can't walk and then says that she is proud of her size.

I'm quite curvy.

I wanna stay that way but be healthier.

If you have a fucking problem with this, then FUCK OFF.

No one is forcing you to look.

I have a bit of a swearing problem.

Some say that I wear too much makeup.

I say piss off.

I have 5 tattoos and 8 pirecings.

I plan on getting a few more.

I am looking into getting a half-sleeve of the scene from "The Seven Year Itch", with Marilyn Monroe and the famous white dress.

So if you are local and know of an artist who specializes in that kind of thing, let me know.

Oh, by the way, I'm 6'1".

I'm an Amazon and can probably kick your ass.

I like to make guys sweat and think they have a chance.

Because I'm a cunt like that.

I don't drink alcohol of any kind.

I don't use drugs.

Have I done these things before?

Yeah.

But not anymore.

I hate it when people ask me if I wanna hook up.

I'm not going to.

I am celebate.

As in not having sex.

Is it hard?

Yes.

But worth it.

Is it because I can't get laid?

If you have to ask this then you don't deserve an answer.

Am I always so bitchy?

Depends on who you are.

For years I have been told that I act like I'm better than other people.

If you think that I act like I am better than you, I most likely am.

My ex boyfriend told me that he was now a vegetarian. I told him that I was too once, but then animals pissed me off and I decided that I was going to eat their flesh. Then I sent him this;



He hasn't tried to talk to me since. ;)