Here’s how this goes:

No I will not cam you.

No I will not call you.

No I will not text you.

No I will not IM you in Yahoo or MSN or anywhere else.

No I will not email you.

No I will not add you to my fam just so you can ogle my titties and leave disgusting comments.

No you cannot have my address.

No I will not tell you where I work.

No I will not give you a single shred of personal information about me.

I’m married and I have 3 girlfriends on the side that my husband is fully aware of and that’s all I need to satisfy myself. Feel free to keep your lewdness to yourself. Any and all rude comments or friends requests of any kind will be denied and you will be blocked.

People have stolen my pics here before, which is why I left for a whole year. Because my pics got stolen my husband and I ended up having to move to a whole new town because the motherfucker who stole them also stole enough personal info to figure out where I lived and worked and stalked me for 8 months. He’s since stopped, but not before I called the cops on him 23 times and went and bought a pistol for personal carry in my possession while I’m out and a Mossberg shotgun for at home. And if that doesn’t work, I have plenty of other tricks up my sleeve for the next fucker who tries to stalk me. Come to my home or my work or so much as approach me in the street in any manner I deem to be threatening and …

you’re done.

Not a single warning will be issued.

I value my life and my safety and that of my husband and daughter above all else. And that includes my freedom. So come at me and you’re a gonner.

I have thousands of pics to prove they’re all me and more than 80% of them are nudes. However you’re never gonna see them if I don’t want you to. Period. I don’t need to prove anything to anyone. But I'll be uploading tons of nudes of me (many with girlfriends) but they're gonna be FAMILY ONLY and that's not open for discussion. And don't beg to be in my family ... it's pathetic. If I want you there, I'll fucking ADD you there. It's that simple. But if you see my fucking pics on someone else’s profile here as someone else, bet your ass that other person is a lying fucking thief. So don’t come at me with what you perceive to be any kind of proof that someone else with 10 of my pics is the rightful owner of them, when I have more than 6,000 more and video of myself to back it up. The pics in my profile are MINE, they are OF ME, and that’s the fucking end of that.

Now then, my screenname fits my new state of mind. So don’t fuck with me and I won’t make you cry and vomit all over yourself.

K?

Other than that, my name is Jenna. Got that?

Not baby.

Not darling.

Not sweet thing.

Anything other than Jenna or ma’am and you may as well say it walking because depending on my bitchiness you’re either gonna get ignored or verbally thrashed enough to cause you to cry. Understood?

I have ample reason to be such a bitch. Try living my life from the last 18 months and see if it doesn’t affect YOU that way.

To everyone I was friends with before my sudden departure, I can’t wait to get back to old times with ya.

To everyone else, if you wanna be friends, follow my rules and we’ll see how it goes. Otherwise … I have an extended bunch of wrath to dish out.

Toodles!!!!!!!!!!