He didn't show up!!! I waited up in the tree, with a special gift for him. I was gonna jump out and surprise him, but he never showed. Luckily there was another couple up there sitting in the car. I watched them screw for a little, then I broke the window in with a bat. Turns out I knew them and they knew me, I guess that's why they took of like a bat out of hell. Why doesn't anybody wanna be my friend?
