I just posted a mumm that contained the following:
2 WEEKS AGO, I POSTED A MUMM OUT OF DESPERATION CAUSED BY THE POOR MANAGEMENT OF MY FU BCKS, I AM NOW PUTTING MYSELF UP FOR BID AGAIN.
I WOULD LIKE TO THINK I FULFILLED THE EXPECTATIONS HELD BY MY MASTER. I NOW KNOW A VERY SELFLESS, KIND-HEARTED PERSON THAT I HOPE TO REMAIN GOOD FRIENDS WITH, DESPITE MY SERVITUDE COMING TO AN END TODAY.
THIS TIME THE BIDDING STARTS AT 1,000 FUBUCKS. MY SERVITUDE TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER WILL LAST 2 FULL WEEKS. 2 WEEKS OF ME WORSHIPING THE GROUND YOU WALK ON. 2 WEEKS OF BEING THE PRIORITY OR CENTER OF MY ATTENTION. 2 WEEKS TO HAVE ME PROMOTING YOUR NAME ALL OVER THE PLACE.
IN AN EVEN EARLIER AUCTION, I PUT UP THE QUESTION WHETHER I SHOULD OR NOT--IT WAS 87 TO 13 % IN FAVOR OF IT. 9 VOTES.
SO HELP ME OUT AND BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING. A GOOD BITCH IS NICE TO HAVE AROUND. PLUS, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO BUY A ROUND AGAIN SOMEDAY.
YOU CAN VOTE YAY OR NAY
IT CAN BE EITHER WAY
BUT IF YOU WANT IT TO COUNT
THEN POST A COMMENT WITH THE AMOUNT
THE BIDS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THIS MUMMS EXPIRED
THE WINNER THEN RECEIVES THEIR HEART'S DESIRE
MY GREATEST HOPE IS THAT IT WILL TURN OUT THE SAME
AS THE FIRT BID DID, AND IT IS ANOTHER FUN GAME
I WILL LIMITS TO WHAT YOU ASK
I HAVE NEVER HAD ANY YET
AND CAN IMAGINE THERE IS SUCH A TASK
SO SEE IF WORTH IT
SEE IF IM ALL THAT
A BIG TIME ACTOR
A WRITER WHO CAN CHAT
I TYPE FAST
AND SAY MANY THINGS
I WISH THEY MAD SENSE
ITS WHAT THIS MENTAL ILLNESS BRINGS
VOTE- OR ILL POST MORE LAME POEMS
jIMMY
*I hope you decide to have fun with this and place your bid. We had a blast the last 2 weeks.
