Instant Cash!
I was driving along checking out some of the storefronts that opened at our shopping center in the past few months. I came across one that had a sign in the window that said "Instant Cash". That got my attention since a man can always use a little extra cash.
The lady behind the counter asked me if I was interested in applying for their assistance. I said I didn't need any assistance I was just there for the instant cash. She smiled at me and handed over a six page application and stated it had to filled out in full before they could process the application.
I told her I wasn't interested in such a time consuming ordeal but thanked her for the great idea. She looked at me a bit puzzled and asked "what idea?". I told her I was gonna take home that there application and use it on my wife and kids the next time they start bugging me for money. By the time they get that sucker all filled out I can be long gone!
