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65 Year Old · Male · From CLIMAX, NC · Invited by: yohailey · Joined on November 17, 2007 · Relationship status: Married · Born on January 8th · 10 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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65 Year Old · Male · From CLIMAX, NC · Invited by: yohailey · Joined on November 17, 2007 · Relationship status: Married · Born on January 8th · 10 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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I am what I am and that's all that I am!!!!!!

First of all, YES, I do live in the small town of Climax, North Carolina. It is a real town and is located at the junction of Hwys. 22 and 62 about 10 miles south/southeast of Greensboro, NC and it even has a stoplight in it. ROFLMAO!!!!.

Second, I am a very unhappily married man. My wife is cold hearted woman. I AM NOT HERE TO PICK UP WOMEN and I am VERY homophobic when it comes to men so FAGS STAY THE FUCK AWAY because dicks are for chicks!! I am on the other hand here to have fun, laugh at the morons who have no clue how to spell, meet new people and maybe even make some new friends. I have made several VERY DEAR FRIENDS in the past on Yahoo and most of them have joined Fubar (although a couple wouldn't use my invite for some reason ROFLMAO) and I hope to be able to make more friends here. Let me say this though, I am a HUGE flirt and I will talk shit in a heart beat. My wife knows this and she also knows I talk to female friends online and she ok with it.

OK, let's get this out of the way right now too. I am a 48 year old, 6'4", 275 pound 100% PURE WHITE SOUTHERN REDNECK. I am NOT politically correct and have no intention of ever being that way. I say what is on my mind and if you don't like it turn ya ass around and get the hell out of my comfort zone. I don't speak any other language other than the Southern form of American English and I never will, except for NO HABLA ESPANOL!!!! With that said if any of the preceding is a problem don't even think about adding me, fanning me, rating me or messaging me...as a matter of fact PLEASE block me.

Jeff Foxworthy has a perfect definition of the word redneck: A total lack of sophistication! What most people mean when they call a person a redneck is not really a redneck but a hillbilly or a country hick or a country bumpkin or just plain damn ignorant!! I am none of these. I am unsophisticated. I hate proper English, uppity ass people and folks who are too goody-goody (aka snobbish) to eat fried chicken with their hands.

HERITAGE NOT HATE!!

Now, that said, I am proud of my Southern Heritage and if you think ANY of the Confederate National flags or the Confederate Battle flag stands for hate then you need to read and research the truth. If you think the American Civil War (actually the War Between The States) was fought because of or to eliminate slavery then you also need to read and research the truth. ALL war is about one of two things, either they have it and you want it or you have it and they want it, PERIOD!!!! But I'll always support the American troops because they are doing what they are told by the RICH bastards and bitches ruining our great country!!

I am Southern born and Southern bred and when I die I'll be Southern dead so if ya got something to say bad about the South I got them same two basic words for you FUCK YOU!!!! If you think calling someone a redneck is a put down then you got the wrong guy cause redneck is a compliment to me. I can get along with anyone once I know who they are and what they're about except for the bleeding heart liberals that are destroying these wonderful United States of America!! If you don't know what I mean by that then you are one of those, no ands, ifs or buts about it!!

I am married and have been for 22+ years! It has been a down hill ride on a runaway train, a very futile effert, a total waste of 22 years of my life!! I have a 25 year old daughter who is also on fubar and she recently gave birth to the joy of my life...my grandson Gabriel Lee Smith born 07/31/07.

I love dogs and hate cats. There is no more useless animal in the world than a cat. They do nothing but eat, sleep, shit and shed. I have three dogs that all live in the house so if anyone ever wants to break into my house at least I won't have to feed the dogs for a few days!! ROFLMAO!!! There are also two of those useless animals here as well as two birds (a Quaker Parrot and a Cockatiel) but they can also be company like the cats to a lonely ass old man

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As for the hate groups like the skin heads and the KKK using the Confederate battle flag, it PISSES me off and by doing so they show tremendous ignorance of history as well as cause others (like the NAACP) to try to destroy the flag and MY FUCKING HERITAGE!! Hope they all BURN IN HELL FOR IT TOO!!!

I will say this though. Although I am not a white supremest the only race I have any pity for is the Native American Indian. Every other race that has come to live in the USA has SCREWED them from the first to step on U.S. soil until today! And to the illegal immigrants invading my country...go fix your own, don't come bum off my country and destroy it in the process!! And to all other people that come to the USA to live...LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH ASSHOLES!!


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65 Year Old · Male · From CLIMAX, NC · Invited by: yohailey · Joined on November 17, 2007 · Relationship status: Married · Born on January 8th · 10 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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I LOVE WOMEN, TRAINS AND DRAGONS. I love tattoos and have 4 and I want more so bad I can taste it, but living comes first and I have this really nasty and addictive habit...I like to eat!! I like taking pictures, especially of naked women and also of trains. I love big or as I prefer to call them thick women. As a big man I am always afraid I may break a small or thin woman. Besides thick women make way better lovers in my experience. I love the way they feel in my arms and of course I LOVE the way they taste! My favorite thing in the world is cunnilingus. I may not be the best, although they always say I am, but I'll bet your ass I can make her eyes roll back in her head and make her beg me to stop.

I love anything U.S. military history related especially anything about The War Of Southern Extinction (the winners called it a Civil War and also claimed they fought it to stop slavery although they never tried to stop slavery until after the war and yes I also believe slavery was and still is wrong all that war was over was trying to destroy the South because the north has hated the South since we were british colonies and they'll always hate us...hell they're even destroying NASCAR now just because it originated and grew in the South!! If you don't believe what I just said then I have two basic words for you FUCK YOU!!!! Ok enough of that but if ya really want more just ask and I'll tell you the truths the winners never wrote in the books they made us read in school!!), World War 2, Korea and Vietnam. I like to read about the current conflicts in the Middle East because I will always support my country's soldiers even when they are fighting an useless war...just like Vietnam. If terrorism is what we are worried about all we need to do is give Israel the backing and supplies and they'll take care of the rag heads or we can just take the Jews out of the Middle East and nuke the useless chunk of sand.

I love rock and roll (Black Sabbath, Lynyrd Skynyrd and Jimi Hendrix rule!!)...not that rap shit or that shit where they scream or growl...rapping (my ONLY exception is anything by Kid "Mutha Fuckin" Rock and "My Neck, My Back" by Khia only because that song is about my FAVORITE thing in the world), screaming and growling is just a means to try to cover up the fact that the fuckers just can't sing and have no vocal talent whatsoever PERIOD!!!!

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Up In Smoke, Still Smokin', Pulp Fiction, anything with John Wayne or Clint Eastwood in it, Lord of the Rings, all the Star Wars and Star Trek movies, anything about dragons, anything pertaining to U.S. military history like Gods and Generals, Gettysburg (although Martin Sheen made the WORST Robert E. Lee and had the most fake Southern accent ever), We Were Soldiers Once, Hamburger Hill, Full Metal Jacket, etc., all the Matrix movies, all the Die Hard and Lethal Weapon movies, The Sixth Sense, Signs and The Green Mile (although I can't stand Tom Hanks and think he about one of the worst actors ever...he TOTALLY ruined Saving Private Ryan)..and more
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God, my parents (they're the greatest parents in the whole world, sorry y'all ya can't have them LOL), my brother, Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson (we would have kicked those yankees asses at Gettysburg if he had been alive), George S. "Blood n Guts" Patton Jr. (we would have never have had the Cold War if they would have listened to him), James Marshal Hendrix (we would have never had real rock and roll without his existence because even though the boys try hard now and do good they still can't do what he did with just a guitar, a stack of amps and a wha pedal!)

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