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Women: She will not tolerate men who can’t gratify her demanding standards. Love is a serious matter and shouldn’t be treated otherwise as far as she’s concerned. This does not apply solely to romantic love. You can expect prospective friends to be under the same scrutiny most may only subject a potential lover to. It is not an easy task to be a member of her inner circle. You’ll be instantly enamored by her hypnotizing nature if she has chosen you as the one she wants transfixed on her. Once her spell is cast you will find any attempts you have at fighting it are ineffective. She will not be deterred, rerouted, or diverted. She will be tenacious in her pursuit and will stubbornly dig in her heels when met with opposition. But why resist her, she treats her man like a king. She’s an extremist so there’s no grey area with her, and she would view it as a despicable weakness in you. You must be strong in your convictions if she is going to stand by you. She is extremely loyal to and is willing to sacrifice for the ones she loves. Her downfall is her jealousy. If your gaze elsewhere is too long, or you’ve appeared to turn on your charm for someone else you can anticipate her response to be as though you were carrying on a full fledged affair just before her eyes. Her passionate loyalty means she will assume your adoration will be only observed for her. Her dedication to pleasure is infinite. Her attention to detail, experimental nature, and enthusiastic nature is positively sure to please any man who has earned his way into her heart. They haven’t been deemed the sexiest sign of the zodiac for nothing.
Men: If passion were an extreme sport, Scorpio male would be a gold medalist. Like his Scorpion female counterpart, he has no bounds when pursuing a mate. He’s playing for keeps but this isn’t a game. He naturally has an abundance of will power, a fantastic imagination, and an exceptional concentration ability making him successful in the work place and in your bedroom. He is karma personified so if you have been kind to him he will work diligently to return that; if you are unkind expect vengeance threefold. In either he is unrelenting to give back what he has received. Choose wisely what you dish out, mercy and compromise have no emotional connection to him. Regarded as the most extreme sign of the zodiac you’ll want to be sure things are in your favor. His sexual approach is as strong as his demeanor to attain you. An aggressive sadist, he will suck and bite in all the right places and even some unconventional ones. Frequent and furious sex are on the menu with the Scorpio male. You may want to get accustomed to nursing rug and leather burns due to Scorpio’s spontaneous do it anywhere on any surface attitude. If you can handle it rough the Scorpio can surpass all your expectations.
List of Flings: Aries, Taurus, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius
List of Partners: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn, Pisces
Don’t Waste your Time: Gemini, Leo, Libra,
Position to Appeal to them: Scorpion Slip-n-Slide: Bring this water sign into the shower and you’re already getting bonus points. Place your hands on the floor (or the side of the tub depending on your flexibility) while he enters and thrusts from behind. Good to know: with water play activities it helps to have lube handy as the cascading water washes away your natural lubricants. The gel variety tends to last longer in water.
Tips to Win them: Homebodies by nature, plan a night in where you can have some stimulating conversation about your favorite authors, musicians, etc. If you prefer to dine out, this water sign is usually fond of seafood.
How to Shake ‘Em: Resist all their sexual suggestions. Be selfish in actions as well as conversation. Intentionally ignite their jealousy, then withhold affection. Be prepared for the explosion that is Scorpio’s temper. When the smoke clears Scorpio will have gone with it.
