I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You go to school, drink alcohol, party, and get lucky.
You become a kid, you play, and have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby where you are loved, cuddled and people tend
to
your every need and whim.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like
conditions: central heating, room service on tap...
and? Then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
