47 Year Old
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Male
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From Redondo Beach, CA·
Joined on September 19, 2006
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Born on December 10th
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I was born in a small village in Africa. I was the main hunter in my village because nobody could handle a spork like me. But like most people I dreamed of life in the big city so I moved to here to live the American dream of winning the lottery so I can make fun of those less fortunate than me!
47 Year Old
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Male
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From Redondo Beach, CA·
Joined on September 19, 2006
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Born on December 10th
Interests
I like putting Slinkies on esclators, dwarf tossing and playing the cowbell are my top 3. Sometimes I like to get a REALLY good parking spot at the mall and just count how many people ask me if im leaving. Bathroom art also intrests me. I like to judge the poorly drawn stick figures in the mens bathroom that are supposed to be girls. Most turn out like Ethiopian chicks with stripper size implants.
Music
The 80's called and said LETS PARTY!!!
I love mullets. Buisness up front, party in the back.
Movies
I'm really a comedy kinda guy but I'll watch just about anything. Off the top of my head here is my favorite 10.
1. Super Troopers
2. Grandmas Boy
3. Anchorman
4. Borat
5. Beerfest
6. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
7. Dogma
8. Joe Dirt
9. Club Dread
10. Big Lebowski
Idols
The guy who invented the little diagram that tells me what way to put the batteries in things. He is truly one of Americas unsung heros.
Can you please rate the pic below for meThank you and have a great night :)
