I'm sorry
That I'm not enough of a slut
to sleep with you on a first date
I'm sorry
That my ass isn't big enough
to "satisfy" your needs
I'm sorry
that I'm not anorexic
and skinny enough for you to see my ribs
I'm sorry
That I'm not pretty enough
to be "your girl"
I'm sorry
That I'm not a Playboy model
so I can't act like a porn star for you
I'm sorry
I don't have a dream body
that turns you on
But most of all
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me
for who I am
