(1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when thay are right and you need to shut up.
(2) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been givin five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that end bigin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".
(4) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) LOUD SIGH: This isn't actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint! Just say you're welcome. (Unless of course she say's THANKS A LOT - That is PURE SARCASM and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say you're welcome.... That will bring on a WHATEVER. (See # 8)
(8) WHATEVER: Is a womans way of saying FU*K YOU!
(9) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's Wrong?" For the womans response refer to # 3.
