01-> We Got Off The Titanic First
02-> We Can Scare Male Besses With The Mysterious Gynecological Disorder Excuses
03-> Taxis Stop For Us
04-> We Don't Look Like A Frog In A Blender When We Are Dancing (Well, Most Of Us)
05-> No Fashion Faux Pas We Make, Could Ever Rival The Speedo
06-> We Don't Have To Pass Gas To Amuse Ourselves
07-> If We Forget To Shave, No One Has To Know
08-> We Can Congratulate Our Team Mate Without Ever Touching Her Rear End
09-> We Never Have To Reach Down Every So Often... Just To See If Our Privates Are Still There
10-> We Have The Ability To Dress Ourselves
11-> We Can Talk About The Opposite Sex Without Having To Picture Them Naked
12-> If We Marry Someone Twenty Years Younger, We're Aware That We'd Probably Look Like Idiots
13-> We'll Never Regret Piercing Our Ears
14-> There Are Times When Chocolate Really Can Solve All Your Problems
15-> We Can Make Comments About How Foolish Men Are In Their Presence Because We Know They Aren't Listening
