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Idiot
created @ 11/21/2024 09:25 am
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I was at the lender closing on a loan to finish the big interior remodel of this house.

No where on anything did it or I or anyone mention additional income or a spouse.

The guy was all yappy...

Why are you remodeling?
Because I'm nearer death and my disabled daughter needs a trouble free and safe home when I'm not here to provide it for her anymore.

You would think that would shut him up...but did it....

Then he says.......

What does your husband think of this?

Ummmmmm...I have no ring, no co-applicant, no mention of a spouse and he goes there.

Dude, can we just sign the papers.

He realized at that moment that he fucked up.

I don't think he would have said that to a man...I just don't.


Next summer when I finance the outdoor wheelchair ramp, driveway and siding I'm going to request him so I can make him squirm.

Options:

A. Wear a fake beard and mustache
B.wear a shirt that says "don't ask me about my husband if you want to live".
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