ok, first of all, if you mark things NSFW, Piss off and ignore me, i don't care for narc's. if not, please enjoy my sence of humor and my wide varity of unique pix :)
ok, let me leave you with this... i am a smoker, a drinker, and um... hehehe
i'm 6'5" and about 260#.
i'm married as of 05/19/07.
and.............. things are going well.
i am a big movie nut,like to sit and watch a WHOLE movie with another person who understands it.
maybe a lil mst3k in there, but still like a lil input.
and I STILL watch the simpsons, sad i kno.
i'm a non practicing wiccan, so please don't preach you religon to me. i'm a chef and an electroincs tech.
i love music, i have a decent collection, if ya need anything, just ask.
I am NOT greedy, i Only want ONE thing.... The WORLD!
And Yes.. I Eat My G.R.I.T.S.!
other than that, i donno.... just ask i guess.
if you need more? IM me.
***CAUTION*** I SUFFER FROM RANDOM ACTS OF MINDLESSNESS!
and BTW, if Your A Profile / Picture Narc.... don't even bother looking at me, if your gonna rate my stuff NSFW, go Fuk Yourself, i don't need or want your oppinion, if you don't have a thick enough skin to take a joke, u need a dick in the eye! Fa-Q!
Quotes
- Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything. -Wyatt Earp
- Is your head up your ass for the warmth?!? - Bert Gummer
- Sit on my Woofer, I’ll vibrate your tweeter.
- Grammar is not a time of waste -Bart Simpson
- I don’t know how they’ll fight WWIII, but I know how they’ll fight WWIV, with sticks and stones. - A. Einstein
- Taxicabs and SUV’s are NOT your friends.
- I need a break! The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. - Zap Brannagan
- I Only Have A Few Years Left To Live, I Don’t Want To Spend Them Dead! - the professor
- QUIT IT! Before I lick you in the eye!
- Poking Smot Causes Dain Brammage, But I’m Not As Think As You Stoned I Am.
- … and she said “get ‘er done” and he did…. And it was Goooood!
- Furry the Huck up!
- Life’s a Glitch, then you Re-boot.
- Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind. - Data
- Higher good people, then get out’a they’re way.
- I’m Going To Rip Your Heart Out Through Your Foot!
- you keep talking and I’m going to rip out your tongue and use it as a belt! - B’lanna Torres
- You Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt! - Hannibal king
- Up Yours, Count Drunkula - Rosario
- You Don’t learn by relaxing, You learn by Violently attacking the problem until it surrenders to you.
- she can be difficult…. Hell she Idles at difficult. - Dan Connor
- Mahatma Gandhi… “a super calloused, fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis.
- well don’t that make you wanna run right out and buy some strawberry douche.
- I. H.O.T. International house of tail
- “I’m Not Afraid” (well then your not paying enough attention) - simpsons
- The Floggings Will Continue Until Moral Improves
- Welcome, now how may I dispense with you today?
- you seem to have an aversions to orderliness - data
- too many stupid people, not enough hunting permits.
- if it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot ‘em?
- women… weather, shopping, sleeping, or sick…. It’s best to stay outa they’re way.
- I’m Coo Coo For Contraband - Ralph wiggum.
- A little knowledge is a dangerous thing…. So is a lot. - A. Einstein
- Ofcourse I have a problem with women, thay are attrictive, and thay punish men for being attracted. - the maxx
- "Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. -Dr. Laurence J. Peter
- evil will always trimpuh over good, and do you know y? .. cause good is dumb. - Dark Helmet
- I am the clorine in the gene pool.
- love? overrated, biochemicaly no diffrent than eating large quanitys of chocolate - Devils Advocate
- when you tilt your head to the side, does it sound like a rain stick?
- you, have the reasoning power of drywall with the I.Q. of a carrott.
- "my GOD i haven't been fucked like that since grade school" & "I want to have your abortion" - Marla Singer
- why did _____ cross the road?.. cause his dick was stuck in the chicken!
- There is no "i" in team, there is a "me" tho... if u jumble it up a bit. -House M.D.
