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 Happy almost weekend buddiezz..  | | Ice cream dreams |
| created @ 06/18/2022 09:58 pm |
| mum expired. [EVERYONE] |
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So if you lived in someone else's house and had to share their freezer and refrigerator frequently...
And you bought ice cream on the regular bc you like to have ice cream on hand when you occasionally crave ice cream.
So every single time you leave ice cream in this person's freezer...they stop buying their own until they've eaten every last bit of yours... Then they buy their own. Never says thank you, never apologizes. Bought replacement ice cream a couple of times...but then ate all of that too....thanks boss asshat.
You would eat this person's ice cream (or anyone else's) only if they were dead so it's hard for you to comprehend...how anyone could do that over and over AND OVER again and live with themself? What kind of special dipshit asshole does this for years unless it's on purpose??? I should know better than to leave my ice cream without a sign that says "please may I eat MY ice cream this time??" on it if it's in "his freezer.." But alas...he was on vacation and I grew complacent..
Sadly I am only a slightly better person bc every time he steals my ice cream I think to myself and laugh about how much sooner he will die for ignoring his diet recommendations...so his ice cream thievery has made me into a special kind of asshole too... Have s'more McDonald's bitch...and eat my ice cream...eat it ALL fucker...happy father's day...lmao.
My two father in laws really make my head spin some days...Happy Father's Day...lmfao... |
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