ok voters...this is what we wanted. congratulations to all who helped get the right political party in office that has OUR best interests in mind.
we will now be moving into the era of carbon credits. what are those you may ask? this is a new stock market exchange that involves the sale of carbon credits to countries that are continuous offenders of the keyoto accords, such as america. countries are given a specific amount of carbons allowed each year to be expelled into the atmosphere. this figure will be based on the countries output level (gross domestic product) and the percentage of economic growth. how does this work you may ask? we as a country make stuff (for the whole world i might add) and we go over our yearly allowed amount of carbon. what ever company that is producing all this nasty pollutants will be forced to purchase carbon credits from other countries such as russia, france, mexico, canada, spain, japan, australia, sudan, iraq, iran, Syria, south africa, brazil, honduras, panama, cuba...every country that IS NOT america. this is because by the regulations of gross domestic product and economic growth...america is the only country on the planet that will be forced to reduce it's carbon output!
Recent economist figures state that the estimated carbon trade deficit with russia alone will exceed 300 billion dollar. DOLLARS.! not to mention the other 4000 countries that will be fighting us for this newly invented stock exchange. the total estimated deficit with the world will total in 45 trillion DOLLARS a year! this means that any company in the U.S. will have to find a way to offset the cost of 45 trillion dollars to run the business they own. power companies, car companies, restaurants(stoves and ovens produce carbons), pretty much everything that is done in the U.S. will require the purchase of carbon credits. and how do companies offset cost in america...they raise the price! or at least they raise it till the point that now no one can afford such said goods and decide that it is not economically efficient to buy this any more.
this will be the greatest thing for the stockholders of any power, oil, or gas company! they will see record profits 100 times more of anything ever stated in the past! think of how cool it will be when all of this money is accumulated, oh the things we can do as a nation. we will be able to build giant homeless shelters for all the 300 million americans that are soon to be homeless because they couldn't afford to pay their 1000 dollar heating bills. we will be building giant electronic monorails to transport everyone because the price of gas will $35 dollars a gallon, not to mention a ford escort would cost approximately 3 million dollars. we will even build giant wax museums that feature all the animals that we used to have like dogs, cats, cows, sheep, horses, birds, mice and other rodents: because they couldn't be allowed to exhale CO2 anymore. we could visit them for free and they would even be covered with real hair!
pretty much look at what happened to russia after the cold war. the countries largest economic entity was for the countries cold war efforts. after the fall of the cold war the country no longer felt the need to produce all of these weapons and the infrastructure of russia's economy collapsed. all of those factories closed and now the are being rewarded for being economical retarded! maybe we can be so lucky some day!
this is not a speculation...THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!
we the people have no say...we did about six months ago and this is the result!
WE DID IT! hooray for democrats!
hooray for nancy pelosi!
