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mother (mo-ther) ˈmə-thər: noun,verb, adjective, transitive verb. The word 'mother' can mean anything and everything. Because anything and everything is what mothers do. In fact, if families would thank a mother everytime they did something for them, that is all we would say, and never be able to get another word in at all. Maybe that is why mothers don't hear thank you enough. Mothers do the hardest and most thankless job there is. So thank you.

Why Masturbate? Because masturbation is immensely pleasurable, invigorating, rejuvenating and fun. Because masturbation proclaims that sex is good in, by, and for itself. Because masturbation makes you a better lover. Because you can have more sex more often. Because sexual pleasure is each person's birthright. Because masturbation is the ultimate safe sex. Because masturbation is a joyous expression of self love. Because masturbation offers numerous health benefits including menstrual cramp relief, stress reduction, endorphin release, stronger pelvic muscles, reduction of prostate gland infection for men and resistance to yeast overgrowths for women. Because masturbation is an excellent cardiovascular workout. Because each person is their own best lover. Because masturbation with a partner can be educational and hot. Because masturbation increases sexual awareness.

I LOVE YOU The words "I love you" do tell you how I feel, but they don't convey the sincerity or the depth of that love. If I could find the words to truly express my feelings for you, then that would surely make the greatest poem, or greatest prose ever written. If my love for you could be painted into a picture, people from all over the world would come to marvel at it's beauty. When I look at your perfection, I do so with much more than just my eyes. When I hold you tightly at night, it is not with just my arms that I caress you. As I utter the words "I would spend the rest of my life with you" , you should also hear, "I would give my life my for you." What little I have in this life I offer you...but more importantly I surrender my heart and my soul to you. Maybe now when you hear me utter the words "I love you", you'll know that they come from so much more than just my mouth... And even though it takes me but a moment to say them, I would have those words resound in your heart for all eternity.

Windu's Saber Size Envy of Other Jedi By Brian Briggs Sources on Coruscant have reported a growing rift among the Republic's Jedi over saber size. The Jedi, especially Anakin, appear very jealous of Mace Windu's noticeably larger and longer light saber. "I've had several discussions with Mace about his saber," said Obi-Wan Kenobi, "He likes to pull it out in front of Amidala, just to swing it around and that really upsets Anakin. I'm afraid he may push Anakin to the dark side." There have been reports that Anakin has experimented, unsuccessfully, with "quantum photon enhancers", which only resulted in his light saber turning a deep purple for about a week. Said young Skywalker, "Master Yoda gives me all this 'Judge me by my size, do you' crap. Damned right, size matters." Yoda, who has confronted issues of size all his life, said saber size was often a concern of young inexperienced Jedi. Master such as himself knew how to work with a saber of shorter stature. He said of Anakin, "Jealous is he? Much to learn he has. Length, girth - words of the dark side they are." Senator Padmé Amidala proposed legislation to the Senate which would outlaw light sabers of a certain length. "Sure I get a bit tingly when he unleashes it, but I'm also a bit frightened. I don't think the Republic is ready for something that size. We're still talking about his light saber, right?" Windu was unbowed by the criticism and concerns, "He can try to make his bigger and better artificially. The Senate can even pass a law. Mine is all natural -- it was like this from day one. That's the only respectable light saber." He continued, "Even if he had one as big as mine, he wouldn't know what to do with it. Probably just stay home playing with training droids. It'd be a damned shame." Reports of a new film, "Windu Does Cloud City" are only speculative rumors thus far.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, the best of friends will be sitting next to you saying "That was awesome!!!" Some friends will help you move...I will help you move a body!

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