A guy walks into a bar and announces "I hate laywers. They're all assholes."
He rants for a while about how he got screwed by laywers and gets hammered.
After a while, a woman walks over to him and says, "I've been listening to you go on about laywers and I resent it."
He looks at her and says "What should you care if I think all laywers are assholes. Are you a lawyer?"
She says, "No, I'm an asshole."
