Cuz I'm effin tired and I've had a trying day.
I mean you know I was going to take nude photos of myself, but I decided not to be a porn star today. It has always been my dream to be a porn star/nude model. And you know how your parents always tell you to follow your dreams right?
So tomorrow I will be a porn star, but for now, I'm just going to bed.
I'll brb right after I sell this Brooklyn Bridge to somebody.
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