RockStar Jester's blog: "How To Make The World A Better Place"

Have I ever thought of this before Did I ever look behind the door Have I ever tried to understand Did I listen to the other hand Have I ever tried to see Parts of you that aren't a part of me Did I ever really want to know Or am I just drifting with the flow Lead me to the angle of your life Let me see from there Lead me to the angle and I'll try To see the world from there Why is it that I'm so full of hate Why am I so dumb, but so afraid Have I ever tried to understand Did I listen to the other hand Why am I so dumb Why am I so blind So narrow-minded Why am I so dumb Lead me to the angle of your life Let me see from there Lead me to the angle and I'll try To see the world from there

everyone's got a split personality!!!! (original done by T.I. "Act 3 - The Confrontation") Acez: Man, meet me at the mirror man Brad: Ah shit Acez: Hurry up! come holla at me, now Brad: Shit Acez: Bout time Brad: Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the confusion -- Acez: Fuck them man, u better holla at me Brad: See, if I recall back a few years ago-- Acez: Meet me at the mirror man-- Brad: I had this problem once before Acez: Come to the mirror man! Brad: I thought we had shit under control, you know what I'm sayin? Acez: Nah homeboy, man I told ya'll I was gonna let you do this for a minute Brad: Nah man, hold up I'm talkin', can't you see? Acez: Man you can't shut me up! I got it from here on out! Brad: It's obvious that we can-- Acez: We doin' this shit my way now! Brad: Man, this dude is impossible. Man, why can't you just talk about what the fuck's wrong with you man, why can't you just say what's on your mind man? quit all that actin' out Acez: Man talkin' don't do no mua fuckin' good man. This shit got way outta hand now Brad: Man, I understand that bro, but look though man, all you gotta do is ride out Acez: Ride out my ass, that's what made you lose your girl! Brad: Man, you think I meant for that shit to mutha fuckin' go down? you think I would hold the keys like that? Acez: It don't matter what the fuck you meant to happen! Brad: I mean all in all bro, I told you do it my way and that wouldn't had happened Acez: Man, doin' it your way is what got us here right now! Brad: So what you sayin? Acez: What the fuck you heard me say dude? Ya'll out there man over in AZ, flossin' with ur damn desert cammies and shit...bro I ain't with this shit homeboy! Brad: Well fuck it then, cuz you know e'ery mutha fuckin' thing! Acez: Nah, I don't e'erything, but I know bullshit when I see it Brad: Man Acez: Ya'll be tryin' to set things right with her and she's fuckin set ur ass up! Brad: The fuck you mean man? what you talkin' bout? Acez: Ay look man, you need me partna! Brad: You need me! Acez: Woulda been none that disrespectful shit from her if it weren't for Acez. Brad: Man, Acez, your ass would get locked up e'erytime if I let you get a chance Acez: If you let me? you see what the fuck I'm sayin' man, how the fuck you gonna let me do somethin? Ay look man, I'm sick of all the punk-ass bitches that seem to screw us over, they can all kiss my ass, and you can tell em I said that, fake ass bitches! Brad: Man I'm done talkin' to you (breaks the mirror) go back in my mind, fuck it!

LADIES TITLE IT BOYFRIEND APPLICATION GUYS TITLE IS GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION 1.Your name- 2. Age- 3. Fav. color- 4. Whats your sign- 5. Phone number- 6.Location- 7. Height- 8. Hair color/ style- 9.Peircings- HERE COMES THE FUN 1.Are we friends? 2.Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your number? IF SO... NAME: PHONE#;: kiss me? let me kiss you? watch a movie with me? hug me? buy me food? take me home to meet your family? would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one? sing car karaoke w/ me? sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? re-post this for me to answer your questions? give me a piggyback ride? come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? D0 Y0U... think I'm cute? want to kiss me? AM i... ____adorable ____odd but fun? ____cute? ____funny? ____ cool? ____interesting to talk to? ____hott?

You ask if I love you And I choke on my reply I'd rather hurt you honestly Than mislead you with a lie And who am I to judge you In what you say or do I'm only just beginning To see the real you And sometimes when we touch The honesty's too much And I have to close my eyes and hide I wanna hold you til I die Til we both break down and cry I wanna hold you til the fear in me subsides Romance and all its strategy Leaves me battlin' with my pride But through the insecurity Some tenderness survives I'm just another writer Still trapped within my truth A hesitant prize fighter Still trapped within my youth And sometimes when we touch The honesty's too much And I have to close my eyes and hide I wanna hold you til I die Til we both break down and cry I wanna hold you til the fear in me subsides At times I'd like to break you And drive you to your knees At times I'd like to breakthrough And hold you endlessly At times I understand you And I know how hard you've tried I've watched while love commands you And I've watched love pass you by At times I think we're drifters Still searching for a friend A brother or a sister But then the passion flares again And sometimes when we touch The honesty's too much And I have to close my eyes and hide I wanna hold you til I die Til we both break down and cry I wanna hold you til the fear in me subsides

"Indy-Hills" Where I come from isn't all that great My automobile is from '98 My fashion sense is dark and black And my friends are kickass cool like me I didn't go to boarding school Sexy girls never looked at me Why shouldn't they, I am somebody Got deployments in my pocket INDY HILLS THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE LIVING IN CORNY-ASS FIELDS INDY HILLS TRYIN' TO BUILD MY SELF-ESTEEM LIVING IN CORNY-ASS FIELDS Look at all those civvy guys Wishin' they coulda been just like me When the girls' legs open up I make them feel good inbetween They wanna live the life like that They wanna be just like Marines Rate my pics, cuz I am cool I'm Indiana's best thing INDY HILLS THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE LIVING IN CORNY-ASS FIELDS INDY HILLS TRYIN' TO BUILD MY SELF-ESTEEM LIVING IN CORNY-ASS FIELDS Truth is, they don't stand a chance It's somethin' that you sign into And some just don't belong No they don't, I'm just a high-class Clean-cut king And I will always be that way I might as well fight in the sand And hope al Qaeda plays INDY HILLS THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE LIVING IN CORNY-ASS FIELDS INDY HILLS TRYIN' TO BUILD MY SELF-ESTEEM LIVING IN CORNY-ASS FIELDS

Versus The World "Forgive Me" Red eyes just keep my heart beating Your secret's safe with me Just drive, I've broken our mirror So our past won't look so tempting I never thought it'd feel this good to quit Failure tastes so sweet I'm not afraid anymore, forgive me I'll swing here, I'll hang from this rope Just at least until they've found me Stay close dear, the note on the floor says I wish that you were here I never though it'd feel this good to quit Failure tastes so sweet I'm not afraid anymore, forgive me So long to the future I never HAD A CHANCE ANYWAY SO WHEN I USE MY USES I GET A PROBLEM WITH MY BRAIN THIS IS A PROBLEM SO INTENSE I CANNOT EXPLAIN OVER AND OVER WHICH WAY TO TURN THERE'S NO WAY OUT AT THIS POINT I'M NOT CONCERNED!!!! I NEVER THOUGH IT'D FEEL THIS GOOD TO QUIT FAILURE TASTES SO SWEET I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE...FORGIVE ME!!!

Gotta love Rodney Carrington :) I got home and the door was locked And I tried to ring the bell I found a little bitty note that she had wrote Tellin' me to go to hell I crawled in the window, I got inside She kicked me in the balls And then I cried Called me a name, said I lied Kicked me again and I thought I died Took my clothes, set 'em on fire And hit me with her curling iron I tried to block it with my watch And then she kicked me in the crotch again Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend Well I tried to tell her, but she didn't care Things weren't as what they seemed She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water And my nads would soon be steamed I tried to run, scream for help She hit me in the nerts with her rhinestone belt It was like nothin' that I ever felt I thank God I wasn't wearin' a kilt She grabbed a bat from beneath the bed She swung it once and then she missed my head She reared back, swung it again And then she hit me in the twins again Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend

As said by Rodney Carrington.... Well it seems to me that this whole world's gone crazy There's too much hate and killin' goin' on But when I see the bare chest of a woman My worries and my problems are all gone No one thinks of fightin', when they see a topless girl Baby if you would shows yours too, we could save the world Show them to me, show them to me Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater Baby I'm sure you'll agree If you got two funbags Show them to me I don't care if they don't match or if ones bigger than the other You could show me one, and I'll imagine the other Even if you're really old, there's nothing wrong Don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long Show them to me, show them to me Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see Just this row, show your globes and a happy man I'll be If you got dos chi-chis Show them to me I've met a lot of them, but never one I hated Even if you had 13 kids and you think they look deflated There's no such thing as a bad breast, I believe this much is true If you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan, and I'd love to see yours too Show them to me, show them to me Just like the girls gone wild on tv Just lean back and show your rack and I'll be in ecstacy If you got two casabas Show them to me All the world will live in harmony It'll do ya good, it'll give me wood, we'll make history If you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time I said if you love your country Then stand up and show them big ol' boobies to me