Everytime I turn around, I have people asking me....Hittman, Am I a Loser? So I took it upon my self to devise this questionare to help you answer the question. Am I a Loser? And don't worry if you answer yes to a few questions. Its all about how many yes's you have at the end. Lets Begin!
1. Am i currently employed?
2. Have I been unemployed for more than six months?
3. Am I over the age of 25, and still live at home with my mom?
4. Does my kids have to come visit me at my mothers house?
5. Do I have an internet connection that i have not payed for in over a year?
6. Do I own a biker jacket, claim to be a biker, and yet, i don't own a bike, and probally don't even know how to start a bike?
7. Do I have an ankle bracelet attached to my ankle right now?
8. Do I have more felonies than I can count on one hand?
9. Do I ask every woman i meet on fubar for pictures of her tits?
10. Have I ever been fu-married to multiple women at one time?
11. Am i gettin ready to be incarcerated for lack of child support?
12. Is my only claim to fame creating a fubar lounge?
13. Do i expect other people to pay for a 1000 listener lounge that rarely has more than 12 listeners?
14. Does my yahoo status read "Donations Needed" more than 60 percent of the time?
15. Does the name hittman strike so much fear inside me, that i cannot even speak to him because im so scared?
16. Do i have people calling me from all over the country, and yet i have not called any of them once?
17. Do i say the phrase "my daddy always told me, never put money into anything that's not going to make you money" more than 3 times a day?
18. Have I ever asked someone that lives over 1000 miles away that i barely know to send me prescription drugs?
19. Do I have more DJ's quit my station than any other lounge because they find out what a dumbass and loser I really am?
20. Has it been than 5 years since i have gotten laid by a female? or 2 weeks for a male?
If you answered yes to....
1-5 - you arent to bad, might wanna look at it.
6-10 - you are getting close to being a loser.
11-17 - WOAH! you are really, really close here!
18-20 - YEP! YOU
